What Makes You a Filipino

• You are Filipino if you are, by law, a Filipino citizen.
• You are Filipino if you prefer rice over bread or potato.
• You are Filipino if... Darn, I can't think anymore!

Oh, here it comes...

• You are Filipino if you have “crap... I mean, crab mentality”.
• You are Filipino if you have “colonial mentality”.
• You are Filipino if you are a “copycat”.
• You are Filipino if you have acquired the negative Spanish mentalities and habits that weren't rectified throughout your life.
• You are Filipino if you put foreigners in a pedestal.
• You are Filipino if you like to owe money and doesn't wanna pay.
• You are Filipino if you Cheat in National Licensure Exams.
• You are Filipino if you do things that embarrass other Filipinos.
• You are Filipino if you are corrupt.
• You are Filipino if your politicians have the same family name or are related to each other.
• You are Filipino if you say “yes” even if you mean “no”.
• You are Filipino if you discriminate other Filipinos.
• You are Filipino if you throw your garbage on the river.
• You are Filipino if you sing “videoke” non-stop.
• You are Filipino if you have too many children you cannot even support.
• You are Filipino if you drink “gin” from the same glass and passing it around.
• You are Filipino if you buy imported “branded” clothings and things you can barely afford.
• You are Filipino if you “text” in inappropriate places.

This list is not, in any way, complete. Please add or comment.